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segment
Friday, September 29
Hour 1
1
The Man Song
T.O. Update
Sports with Chick
The New Glass Cleaner
Pancake Hooters
 
2
People, News & Views - Larry King
The Rooster - Darren Carter
 
3
Armenian Wife - Darren Carter
Listen to Country Music - Darren Carter
Red Head Gangs - Darren Carter
Hour 2
4
Snoop Dogg - Darren Carter
I'll Never Smoke With Willie Again - Toby Keith
"Bill Clinton" calls in
My Love Is... - Paul & Storm
 
5
I Like My Women Like I Like My... - Darren Carter
It's all a Dream - Peter Berman
The Dog and Pony Show
 
6
Feet to the Face - Peter Berman
Toenails
Vegas - Peter Berman
Hour 3
7
Dr. Phil w/ T.O.
Names and Stuff
The Betty's and Sex-Store Robbery
 
8
More News
Big Butter Jesus - Heywood Banks
 
9
Little Kid's Voice - Mary Mack
The Gang Bangers Song - Mary Mack
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Hour 4
10
The Polka Band - Mary Mack
The Clarinet & Pipes - Mary Mack
"Bill Clinton" calls
Shook Me All Night Long - Mary Mack
Mom - Mary Mack
Strip Club Girl - Mary Mack
"Morgan Freeman Calls in
 
11
Animal House Reunion
 
12
Animal House Reunion
     
segment
Thursday, September 28
Hour 1
1
The Suicide Attempt
T.O. In the News
Sports with Chick
Uncle Arnie Plays Russian Roulette
Boxing
 
2
Adam Ferrara enters the Studio
Fun Betty Hair Dye
Puberts
 
3
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Screech's Porn
Hour 2
4
More on T.O.
More on Betty's
Married People - Adam Ferrara
Gotta Get a Girlfriend - Henry Phillips
 
5
The Dirty Sanchez
The Breakup - Adam Ferrara
 
6
Porno Titles
Hour 3
7
Dating Yonger Women - Adam Ferrara
Married Man - Paul Mecurio
Red Sox Fan - Paul Mecurio
Back to T.O.
The Joe Johnson Vocabulary Builder-Upper
 
8
The Shoe-In of the Week
Granny's Picks
 
9
The Pope & Muslims - Paul Mecurio
Hour 4
10
Melora Hardin (The Office)
Working with John Stewart - Paul Mecurio
Being Itallian - Paul Mecurio
"Joe Pesci" calls in
 
11
Pubic Hair
Hitler Had a Dog
 
12
Back to T.O.
"Jerry Jones" calls in
     
segment
Wednesday, September 27
Hour 1
1
Larry & Mr. Obvious
Sports with Chick
More on Bats
Harry & Dracula
 
2
More Sports
Snakes in the News
 
3
More on the Machete Man
The Permanently Erect Man
Hour 2
4
Having Kids - Jeremy Essig
The Spelling List
Big Butter Jesus - Heywood Banks
 
5
Smoking - Jeremy Essig
Internet is Better Than Radio: Farting
 
6
Life at 28 - Jeremy Essig
Class Reunions
Accidental Gay First Date - Jeremey Essig
Hour 3
7
The Question Song - Tom Wilson
People, News & Views - Larry King
"Donnie Baker" calls in
 
8
I Kill You - Tim Wilson
News with Kristi
 
9
JIm Gaffigan
Hour 4
10
VBT: Stereotypes - Tim Bedore
 
11
A Little About Me - Roy Wood, Jr.
The Mayo Clinic
 
12
The NFL Song - Duke Tumatoe
Bass Talk
     
segment
Tuesday, September 26
Hour 1
1
Sports with Chick
Punjab - Heywood Banks
Outsourcing PSA - Donnie Baker
 
2

The Beanbag Chair Story
Eating Cockroaches
More Sports
Bat in the Tea

 
3
Strangers In My Shorts - Dean & Jerry
You Can Be Mean to Me - Heywood Banks
Hour 2
4
More on the Bat
The Porcupine House
Dogs and Guana as Pets
"Bill Clinton" Calls in
"Donnie Baker" Calls in
 
5
The Sexy Trekkie - Matt Weinhold
"Leyland" Calls in
The Hot Shower Call
 
6
The Cow on Pot
"Dr. Phil" calls in
Hour 3
7
Bob Harris (Tapped in Trebekistan)
Barbershop Hip-Hop - Paul & Storm
 
8
Phil From Shanghai
It's a Great Day... - Paul Thorn
 
9
The Bad Jimmy Stewart Impression Phone Call
Why The Internet is Better: Porn
Hour 4
10
Air Hogans - The Love Brothers
"President Bush" calls in
The Vendetta - Jimmy Shubert
The Power of Cake - Jim Gaffigan
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
 
12
More News
     
segment
Monday, September 25
Hour 1
1
It's a Great Day... - Paul Thorn
Football & Drinking
Tom's Bad Weekend
Sports with Chick
 
2
"Larry King" calls in
Finishing Up Sports
"Donnie Baker" calls in
 
3
J-Dog's Bachelor Party call
Actors and Directors - Jim Gaffigan
Hour 2
4
Scissor Bird Impression
L.A. Dream - Henry Phillips
Sports Bulletin
The New Marmalade
"Del More" calls in
Toast - Heywood Banks
 
5
More on the Marmalade
"Sir Charles" calls in
Air Sex
Medical Advice
 
6
RU4 69
"Sir Charles" calls back
Hour 3
7
"Donnie Baker" calls in
This God D#@ House - Bart & Sid
Ted Danson (Help Me Help You)
 
8
Rap Music & Problems
BOB&TOM: The Musical
 
9
Jackass the Movie
The Internet is Better than Radio: Groin Shot
Hour 4
10
Julia Louis-Dryfus
Interviewing Christopher Walken
"Larry King" calls in
Donnie's Mail Sack: Birth Control
 
11
Baseball Players - Doug Stanhope
Those Five Little Words - Rick Schrader
Birth Control
 
12
Big Butter Jesus - Heywood Banks
     

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LETTERS
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine