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Friday, November 16, 2007

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 4
1
I'm a Turkey - Duke Tumatoe
Sports with Chick
OJ, Ricky & Barry in the News
It's a Great Day... - Paul Thorn
 
2
Used Condoms
Street Names
 
3
Dieting - Todd Glass
Last Comic Standing - Todd Glass
Watermelon Festival - Todd Glass
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 3
4
The Bathroom Situation - Todd Glass Editor's Pick
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
Cell Phone Etiquette - Todd Glass
Would You like to Dance - Todd Glass
"Ken Tarmac" calls in Editor's Pick
 
5
Dating a Young Girl - John Roy
Airlines and Talking Cars
Things That Are Funny When High - Todd Glass
 
6
The Gift Certificate - Todd Glass
Smoking Pot - Todd Glass
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 2
7
Star Search - John Roy
Reversing the Injuries - Todd Glass
Raman Noodles - John Roy
Cops - John Roy
 
8
Analyzing Music - John Roy
Helio Castroneves
 
9
Notre Dame & Football - Eric Hunter
Hack Comic - Todd Glass
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 1
10
"Jimmy & Tony" Call in
Being a Stoner - John Roy & Todd Glass
Arguing about Pot
"Nick Nolte" calls in
 
11
Uncle Todd - Todd Glass
"Tony" calls back
 
12
Christmas Decorating - Eric Hunter
Danahue - Todd Glass
     
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Thursday, November 15, 2007

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 4
1
Eatin' Turkey - Dean & Jerry
Sports with Chick
The Bus Ride - Mike Toomey
"Isiah Thomas" calls in
 
2
Celebrity Birthdays - Tim Cavanagh
Holiday Horror Stories
 
3
The Baby's Name - Jimmy Pardo
Jimmy Jr & Dad - Jimmy Pardo
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 3
4
Star Trek - Jimmy Pardo
Twatch
Being on the CD - Jimmy Pardo Editor's Pick
Working the Tour - Jimmy Pardo
"A Fan" calls in
 
5
The Birthing Suite - Jimmy Pardo
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
 
6
Would You Rather
Video Tapes - Jimmy Pardo
Crack Heads - Dave Landau
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 2
7
Billy Mazing Recalls & Uncle
The PC Santa Story
The Old Nanny Voice
More Odd News
The Injury - Jimmy Pardo
Copperfield in Jail -
 
8
Raising the Kid - Jimmy Pardo
Cars - Dave Landau
All I Want... - Bob Kevoian Editor's Pick
 
9
Music - Dave Landau
Fax Machines - Jimmy Pardo
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 1
10
News with Kristi
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Hark! My True Love Doth Bend Over - Heywood Banks
Baby Talk - Jimmy Pardo
Pardo & the Pigeon - Geoff Brown & Jimmy Pardo
Baseball Memories
 
11
Spanish Language Learno Systemo
Smart Wife - Dave Landau
 
12
Shoe-In of the Week
Granny's Picks
     
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 4
1
Posse Party
Sports with Chick
Night of 1000 Waterfalls for Bob
 
2
B.B. King Interview
"Donnie Baker" calls in
 
3
Furglar's Thanksgiving Video - Ernie Furglar
News with Kristi
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 3
4
Gonorrhea - Peter Verde
Shut Up - Maurice Shivalianus
"Bill Clinton" calls in
More News
 
5
Butt Crack - Byron Moon
The Bank Transaction Story
Poncho the Gater
 
6
Rubbers... - Donnie Baker
Moats "R" Us Call
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 2
7
Economonolougue: Clichés - Costaki Economopoulos
Cliff's Notes Theater: It's a Wonderful Life
Another Moat Store Call
 
8
Frank Caliendo
 
9
Current Topics - Costaki Economopoulos
Mazing Products Recall
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 1
10

The Animal Conspiracy - Tim Bedore
VBT: Kids Need to Suck it Up - Tim Bedore

 
11
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
Fred Willard
 
12
The NFL Song - Duke Tumatoe
Bass Talk
     
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 4
1
Butt Crack - Byron Moon
Sports with Chick
Listener E-mail
I Could Be Wrong - Tim Wilson
Eatin' Turkey - Dean & Jerry
 
2
News with Kristi
Circle Jerky
The Shotgun and the Lock
 
3
"Gatlin" Gun - Reno Collier
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
Liquor Store Story - Reno Collier
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 3
4
The New Blue Collar - Reno Collier
Underwear - Donnie Baker
Back to News
 
5
SPJ: Family and Locations - Mike Birbiglia
 
6
More News
Dressed Nice - Dan Chopin
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 2
7
Larry the Cable Guy
Meth - Dan Chopin
 
8
Seven -11 - Dan Chopin
Japanese Blues - Dan Chopin
Dreams & Smoking
 
9
Whipped - Dan Chopin
Today's Workers
Sports - Reno Collier
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 1
10
Working in Iraq
Benefits of Nicotine
Hammocks and Bacon - Jim Gaffigan
Laziness - Reno Collier
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
 
12
Quick Jokes - Reno Collier
The World Famous Restaurant
     
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Monday, November 12, 2007

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 4
1
Roast of Thanksgiving - Scott Dunn
Sports with Chick
The Beaver Story - Jeff Foxworthy
 
2
Listener E-Mails
The Effing House Family Restaurant
"Ernie Furglar" calls in
"Donnie Baker" calls in
 
3
Mr. Toilet
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 3
4
A.D.D. Song - Sean Morey
Cows in the News
The Stripper Story
Mr. Obvious - The Cabin
 
5
History Lesson: Sherman's March - Scott Dunn
Charlie Manson Thanksgiving
 
6
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
Twatch - Ken Tarmac
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 2
7
Guitar Hero
Monday Mornings - Bob Kevoian
More News
 
8
Jeff Foxworthy
 
9
Odd Sodas
More News
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 1
10
It's a Great Day... - Paul Thorn
Boxing & Chess
Sleep Number Car Seat - Tim Wilson Editor's Pick
 
11
Pillows & Pie Servers
Holiday Horror Story: The Dog
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Rubbers... - Donnie Baker
 
12
The Murder Scene - Tom Mabe
Me & Echo - Tom Mabe
     

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LETTERS
Sweet! Now I get to listen anything, anywhere.
Jack Ikner
Clovis, CA
 
Dear bobandtom.com
I noticed that you asked for feedback on the podcast option, and I just want to say it's great! I live in Norway, and by our timezone (GMT +1), The Bob and Tom Show goes live between noon and 4 pm, which really isn't a great time to listen to the radio, considering that one has to got to school and work every now and then.

The Bob and Tom Show makes my day, every day, and to me those four hours of podcasts are solid gold. Don't ever stop podcasting!

Sincerely
Lasse Juliussen, VIP-member from Norway
 
I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine
 
 


 

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