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Friday, December 1

Hour 1
1
Sports with Chick
The Spray on Condom
Diddly Squat - Heywood Banks
 
2
Chick's Headshop
Porn on Campus
News with Kristi
 
3
On TV - Jim Gaffigan
Baby Daughter - Jim Gaffigan
Hour 2
4
Kristi's Dream
"Bob Bile" calls in
"Donnie Baker" calls in
"Floyd Tucker" Calls in
Cake - Jim Gaffigan
 
5
Working in Movies - Jim Gaffigan
 
6
Working Dirty - Jim Gaffigan & Orny Adams
Haircuts - Jim Gaffigan & Orny Adams
Hour 3
7
Facial Hair - Jim Gaffigan
Grooming - Orny Adams
Political Humor - Orny Adams
 
8
Smoking Weed - Orny Adams
Using a Remote - Jim Gaffigan
Technology - Jim Gaffigan & Orny Adams
Pillows
 
9
Writing Comedy - Jim Gaffigan
Dealing with the Audience - Jim Gaffigan & Orny Adams
Hour 4
10
Hair - Jim Gaffigan & Orny Adams
The New Commercial - Jim Gaffigan
Cleminim - Tim Wilson
 
11

Spanish TV - Nick Gutierrez
Daughter - Nick Gutierrez

 
12
 
     
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Thursday, November 30

Hour 1
1
Sports with Chick
Boxing
 
2
News with Kristi
The View & Britney Spears
 
3
American Idol - Brian Dunkleman
Getting Married - Brian Dunkelman
Church & Comedians
Hour 2
4
"Bill Clinton" calls in
"Donnie Baker" calls in
The Brain on TV
4lbs
More News
 
5
The Family Fued - Brian Dunkelman
Back to News
Sing Like Stevie Nicks
 
6
Even More News
Mike Stankeiwicz and Brian Dunkleman
Hour 3
7
Small Town - Mike Stakeiwicz
Jane Ketchup Stain - Tim Wilson
The Murder Scene - Tom Mabe
Colors of the Work Place
 
8
Mullet For Men
Home For the Holidays - Mike Stankeiwicz
Clowns and Santas
 
9
Back to news
Porky's Blue Christmas - Seymour Swine
Hour 4
10
Dr. Phil & Santa
Dear Santa - Sean Morey
The Shoe-In of the Week
Granny's Picks
"Herm Johnson" calls in
 
11
Me & Echo - Tom Mabe & Keith McGill
Something Tom can't Read
 
12
Mad Dog Enters the Studio
Hotel Story
Toast - Heywood Banks
     
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Wednesday, November 29

Hour 1
1
Sports with Chick
Tom on the Slopes
Mail Sack: Christmas Decorations - Donnie Baker
 
2
Guitar Down Your Pants
"Mall Cop" Calls in
Chick Puts Guitar Down His Pants
 
3
More on the Guitar
"Donnie Baker" Calls in
News with Kristi
Trailer Park Woman - Pinkard & Bowden
Hour 2
4
Carded - Tim Wilson
Jane Ketchup Stain - Tim Wilson
Cleminin - Tim Wilson
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
 
5
Darrell Stokes Shot Santa Clause - Tim Wilson
Sweetie & Life on the Road
 
6
Four Cars Ago - Tim Wilson
More News
Hour 3
7
Back to News
4lbs
I Could Be Wrong - Tim Wilson
Carolina Panther Tribute - Jim Wilson
 
8
First Baptist Bar & Grill - Tim Wilson
The Bomb Sniffing Bee
The Squirrel Story
 
9
Blind Money
Hour 4
10
Call from a Blind Guy
More Animal Conspiracy - Tim Bedore
 
11
Blind Date - Tim Wilson
Uncle BS.. - Tim Wilson
 
12
The NFL Song - Duke Tumatoe
Bass Talk
     
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Tuesday, November 28

Hour 1
1
Santa Clothes - Dean & Jerry
Shut Up Randy - Donnie Baker
Sports with Chick
Commercials at Christmas
Porky's Blue Christmas - Seymour Swine
 
2
Women Talk More Than Men
She's Talkin' Again - Henry Phillips
Little League Chatter
 
3
Pam Anderson in the News
"Herm Johnson" calls in
Hour 2
4
Facial Hair and More - Geechy Guy
4lbs
More news
The Bachelor Audio
 
5
More on the Bachelor
The Darva Photo Shoot
 
6
More on the Bachelor
"Morgan Freeman" Calls in
Flava-Flave and Viking Helmets
Hour 3
7
Donnie's Mail Sack: Christmas Decorations
The Geechy Guide - Geechy Guy
Stop Giving Me Crap For Christmas - Bobby Gaylor
The 12 Days of Christmas
 
8
Back to News
Talking with Geechy
 
9
Paul Mecurio
Image Make Over: OJ - Paul Mecurio
Hour 4
10
Football and Mike Vanderjact
Back to News
Flying
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
 
12
Quick Jokes From Geechy Guy
Cash, Cash, Cash - Heywood Banks
     
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Monday, November 27

Hour 1
1
Diddly Squat - Heywood Banks
Sports with Chick
Cleminim
 
2
The New Sex Toy
People, News & Views - Larry King
Pumpkin Pie
Tom's Shower Process
 
3
More News
Chick's Favorite Line
Hour 2
4
Chick at Home
Me & Echo - Tom Mabe & Keith McGill
More News
Man Boobs - Rex Stetson
 
5
Dexter, The Credit Debt Badger - Paul & Storm
Cash Cash Cash - Heywood Banks
 
6
Counting - Paul & Storm
Shortest Love Song - Paul & Storm
Hour 3
7
John O'Hurley (It's Okay to Miss...)
Your Love Is - Paul & Storm
Jim Gaffigan
 
8
The Zombie Song - Jonathan Coulton
Serious vs. Comedy Songs
 
9
First of May - Jonathan Coulton w/ Paul & Storm
Hour 4
10
Porky's Blue Christmas - Seymour Swine
Panda Poop in the News
Turtles at the Zoo
Long Hair & Nails
The Sea Men Song - Paul & Storm
 
11
Over There - Jonathan Coulton
More with Paul & Storm
 
12
Big Butter Jesus - Heywood Banks
More Than Two - Paul & Storm
     

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LETTERS
I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine