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Friday, December 21, 2007

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Santa Clothes - Dean & Jerry
Fat Like Santa - Dale Jarvis
Sports with Chick
Stop Giving Me Crap For Christmas - Bobby Gaylor
 
2
Skiers vs. Non-Skiers
Young & Pregnant - Donnie Baker Editor's Pick
 
3
A Christmas Dinner Story - Larry King
News with Kristi
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Dogs Eating Things
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
Kristi's Dog Story
Billy Mazing Products Editor's Pick
"Donnie Baker" calls in
 
5
Chick's New Friend
History Major - Dan Davidson
Asian Women
 
6
Drinking and Maturing - Dan Davidson
Celebrity Birthdays - Tim Cavanagh Editor's Pick
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Yoga - Dan Davidson
It's a Great Day... - Paul Thorn
Sid & Bart Christmas Special Editor's Pick
 
8
Christmas Flashback - Geoff Brown
Cookies - Geoff Brown
Kids & Names - Geoff Brown
 
9

Birthdays and Famous Names - Geoff Brown
Disciplin - Geoff Brown & Dan Davison

Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Shoe-in Of the Week
Granny's Pick
Twas the Night Before Christmas - Mosley Editor's Pick
Twatch
 
11
Gift Exchange
Santa Baby - Becky Kevoian
Voicemail - Geoff Brown
 
12
Gift Exchange
     
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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Roasting Santa - Scott Dunn
Sports with Chick
Image Makeover: Hack Jokes - Paul Mecurio
 
2
"Ernie Furglar" calls in
Yes Santa, There are Virgins - Ernie Furglar
 
3
News with Kristi
"Jumbo the Elephant" calls in
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Hell Gig - Mark Gross
Cookies
Office Party Tips - Donnie Baker
The Tailgater Audio
Odd News
 
5
Steroids - D.L. Hughley
Going to the Doctor
Pronunciation - D.L. Hughley
 
6
People & Dogs - D.L. Hughley
Kids - D.L. Hughley
On Culture - D.L. Hughley
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Current Events - D.L. Hughley
Stupid People
Back to News
 
8
Going into Comedy - D.L. Hughley
Kids and Money - D.L. Hughley
 
9
First Big Thing You Bought
Kristi & Divorce
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Real Jobs - D.L. Hughley
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Favorite Movies & Christmas
Beer and Baseball - Patrick Keane
 
11
Hair Styles
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
 
12
Being on Stage - D.L. Hughley
     
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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Law & Order: North Pole
Sports with Chick
Donnie's Favorite Things - Donnie Baker
Hell Gig - Mark Gross
 
2
Another Spears in the News
BOB&TOM Christmas Song - Tom Wilson
News with Kristi
 
3
Sports and Dating - Steve Wilson
Cash, Cash, Cash - Heywood Banks
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
"The Pope" calls in
Back to News
Office Party Tips - Donnie Baker
 
5
Old People in the News
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
Porky's Blue Christmas - Seymour Swine
 
6
Back Together - Tommy Johnagin
The Gift - Tommy Johnagin
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
PMS For Christmas - Rex Stetson
Bigfoot in the News
Wrestling - Greg Warren
 
8
Economonologue: Year in Review - Costaki E.
 
9
People, News & Views - Larry King
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Cheating - Tim Bedore
VBT: Reviewing Predictions - Tim Bedore
I Know You Want It... - Bob Kevoian
 
11
Knocked Up - Tommy Johnagin
Power - Steve Wilson
Invisability
Invisible Bob
 
12
The NFL Song - Duke Tumatoe
Bass Talk
     
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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Look Out It's Santa - Duke Tumatoe
Tom on Katie Couric's Alex Rodriguez interview
Chick with sports headlines
Chick's Gym
 
2
Skinny Santa?
Fat Like Santa - Dale Jarvis
The New Sin Tax
 
3
Implants and Tattoos
Boob Job For Christmas - Virginia Kegal
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Archie Manning
 
5
"Jumbo the Elephant" calls in
Peyton Manning Audio
Beckham Buldge in the News
 
6
Donnie's Favorite Things - Donnie Baker Editor's Pick
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
SPJ: Politics - Mike Birbiglia Editor's Pick
Cash, Cash, Cash - Heywood Banks
Ironing
 
8
Tom Wilson
Christmas With BOB&TOM - Tom Wilson Editor's Pick
 
9
The Question Song - Tom Wilson
The 12 Redneck Days of Christmas - Tim WIlson
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
More on Beckham's Bulge
"Bill Clinton" calls in
"Jumbo" calls in
Dysfuntional Family Christmas
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
 
12
The Show Goes Out of Control
The Nude Calendar
     
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Monday, December 17, 2007

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Hell Gig - Mark Gross
Stop Giving Me Crap For Christmas - Bobby Gaylor
Maxim's List
Sports with Chick
 
2
Swearing - Daniel Tosh
Amazing Bass
 
3
Frank TV
New Voices - Frank Caliendo
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
News with Kristi
New TBS Shows - Farnk Caliendo
Norm McDonald - Frank Caliendo
Toilet Swearing
Twatch - Ken Tarmac
 
5
History Lesson - Scott Dunn
More Sports
Kenny Tarmack calls in
 
6
More with Frank Caliendo
Tom trys to get Frank to hire Chick
Frank won't do Yoda
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
No panties no rules Monday
Ted Knight- Frank Caliendo
Donnie Baker calls in with bad impressions
Frank on Rich Little
How Frank does George Bush
Kristi - News headlines
Tom - sex survey
 
8
Frank on kids Christmas presenrs
Tom on dangerous toys
Billy Mazing
Chick's Redskins fantasy tour retrospective
More on Chick's Redskins obsession
 
9
More with Frank as...
• Charle Barkley
• Rick Moranis
• Chris Rock
• Christopher Walken
• Al Pacino
Frank's tour dates
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
More Frank
Madden, Bush & Rome
Mr. Bicoastal
Bush & Madden are Frank's go to characters
Frank on FOX NFL Football
More News with Kristi
Dan Fogleburg dead at 56
Monday Morning Sucks - Bob
Donny Baker on Holiday parties
 
11
Diddly Squat - Heywood Banks
Would you Rather...?
 
12
I Hate Christmas - Kringle Blojovian
ADD - Sean Morey
     

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LETTERS
Sweet! Now I get to listen anything, anywhere.
Jack Ikner
Clovis, CA
 
Dear bobandtom.com
I noticed that you asked for feedback on the podcast option, and I just want to say it's great! I live in Norway, and by our timezone (GMT +1), The Bob and Tom Show goes live between noon and 4 pm, which really isn't a great time to listen to the radio, considering that one has to got to school and work every now and then.

The Bob and Tom Show makes my day, every day, and to me those four hours of podcasts are solid gold. Don't ever stop podcasting!

Sincerely
Lasse Juliussen, VIP-member from Norway
 
I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine
 
 


 

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