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Wednesday,
March 31 |
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Sports
Update
Interviewing Christopher Walken - Kevin Pollack
The Gunfighter - Auggie Smith |
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2
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The
Pope & Sports
News with Kristi
B&T Mailbag
Life's Too Short - Tim Wilson |
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3
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Colts
& Dancing & Celebration
Drunk in an Alchy Bar - Pat Godwin |
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Hour 2 |
4
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Don't
Have a Clue - Pat Godwin
Voices in My Head - Pat Godwin
Taking Pills - Auggie Smith |
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5
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Women
& Nudity - Auggie Smith
Getting Married & Relationships - Auggie Smith |
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6
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Law
& Lawmakers
The Sin Tax - Auggie Smith
Comedy Comes From a Dark Place - Auggie Smith |
| Hour 3 |
7
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Racism
& Sports
The Comedy Menu
Auggie's Act minus impression |
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8
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People
News & Views - Larry King
Stories from the Beach - Larry King |
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9
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Hypocrisy
& Driving - Auggie Smith
Tom as Jesus? |
| Hour 4 |
10
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The
Court System & Golf - Auggie Smith
Sports with Chick
The Girl Slam Dunk Winner |
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11
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More
Sports
The Flaming Golf Cart
More News
Signs - Dos Boys |
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12
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The
Worst Comedy Club
Finishing Sports |
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Tuesday,
March 30 |
| Hour 1 |
1
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The
Nagigator
Sports Update
Sports Traditions
Chucky Cheese Hell - Tim Wilson |
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2
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News
with Kristi
Gay Soccer
Janet on Letterman |
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3
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The
Indian at Subway
More news |
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Hour 2 |
4
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The
Crotch Firework
Top Rock Albums of all time
Back to News
Hygiene - Dwight York
I Kill You - Tim Wilson |
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5
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April
Fools Day
Housework & Cancer
Nothing Funny Down That Road
Religion & Sports |
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6
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More
from the Vile File - Dwight York
Sports with Chick |
| Hour 3 |
7
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The
Clean Jokes - Dwight York
The Nagigator
Safe Driving |
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8
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The
Firing Range
E-Mail from Beyond |
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9
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Herm
Johnson calls in
Dead People & E-Mail |
| Hour 4 |
10
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Larry
& Mel
More News
Tom's Vacations |
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11
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The
Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke Baby
It's all About Me - Sean Morey |
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12
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Finishing
Up |
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Monday,
March 29, |
| Hour 1 |
1
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Wiper
Blades - Heywood Banks
Don't Blame the Booze - Auggie Smith
NASCAR & Basketball
The National Anthem
The Mystery Skater |
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2
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Shirtless
Girl
The Nerdmobile |
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3
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The
Sopranos
News with Kristi
Booger Tributes - The Deanos
Sugar Booger |
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Hour 2 |
4
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Hockers
Don't Wipe It on Me Marie - Heywood Banks
People, News & Views - Larry King |
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5
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Odd
News Stories
More News with Kristi |
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6
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More
On Fish
German Day! |
| Hour 3 |
7
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Psychics
& Being Wrong
Kerry's Face
Back to News |
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8
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The
Nagigator
More News
Dated Jokes |
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9
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B&T
Mailbag
Sports with Chick
Low Carb Catholic |
| Hour 4 |
10
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More
Sports
It's a Great Day... - Paul Thorn
The Fake Finger Picture |
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11
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More
on the fake finger
The Old Whittler man |
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12
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White
Trash Expo |
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Friday,
March 26, |
| Hour 1 |
1
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The
Mailbag Mad Lib
Sports Update |
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2
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Mike,
The Bassoon Player enters the studio
News with Kristi
Pancake Hooters |
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3
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More
with the Bassoon
We Are Smoking |
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Hour 2 |
4
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Alonzo
Bodden's Hands
Airlines, Drugs & Tattoos - Alonzo Bodden
The Friend Guy - Alonzo Bodden
Getting Fired - Alonzo Bodden |
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5
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The
Bowling Bowl Dropper
The USO & Greenland - Alonzo Bodden
More News
Stereotypes & Kools - Alonzo Bodden |
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6
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Bed,
Bath & Beyond - Alonzo Bodden
Tom's House
Psycho Women - Alonzo Bodden |
| Hour 3 |
7
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Leo
DuFour enters the studio
Being From Canada & Green Cards - Leo DuFour
Green Rooms
The Magic of Magic |
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8
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The
Magician - John Fox
The Parrot - John Fox
Disneyworld - Leo DuFour
Mark Cuban |
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9
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I
Spy
Nature - Alonzo Bodden |
| Hour 4 |
10
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George
Lopez |
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11
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Randy
West |
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12
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Chick
as an Announcer
Announcer Guy
The Coach & Animal House |
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Thursday,
March 25, |
| Hour 1 |
1
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Fred
- Rodney Carrington
Larry & Mel Gibson
No Comedy Road
Sports Update |
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2
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Chick
Locked Out
The Phone Company Information Ladies |
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3
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People,
News & Views - Larry King
Ban on Marriage |
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Hour 2 |
4
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The
End of Pat's Marriage - Pat Dixon
Look & Feel - Mark Mutusof
News with Kristi |
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5
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More
News
Midget Dancers - Pat Dixon |
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6
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Playing
Instruments
Songs From a Mandolin - Mark Mutusof
Awful Beatles Cover Bands & Worldly Music |
| Hour 3 |
7
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Paul
Gilmartin & Vince Morris Enter the Studio
Chick's New Redskins Room
Minority Report - Paul & Vince
The Midget Clansmen
Heaven Howard calls in |
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8
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Growing
Up - Vince Morris
More with Paul & Vince |
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9
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Dinner
& a Movie & Wrestling - Paul Gilmartin |
| Hour 4 |
10
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No
Comedy Road - Chick's Story
Music & Commercials - Vince Morris
People News & Views II - Larry King
American Finger |
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More
on Chick's Move
Smoking Pot - Paul Gilmartin |
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12
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Drugs
& Count Chocula - Pat Dixon
Documentaries - Pat Dixon |
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Wednesday,
March 24, |
| Hour 1 |
1
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Mr.
Obvious - The Cabin
Laura's Shower
Grandpa - Rodney Carrington
Acting & Directing - Jim Gaffigan |
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2
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Doc
Whiskey stops by
The White Trash Expo |
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3
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The
Top of the Food Chain - Tim Bedore
Laughing & the Losing Horse |
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Hour 2 |
4
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CounterfeitDrugs
- Tim Bedore
Terrorist w/ the Flu - Tim Bedore
Bob & the Fat Woman |
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5
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The
Mod Squad
Kids & Fighting
Growing Up in Philly - Ralph Harris
School, My Daughter & Bad Boys - Tim Bedore
Male Exams |
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6
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Her
Day - Rex Havens
Wedding Rings & Dresses |
| Hour 3 |
7
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Relations
& Names - Ralph Harris
Top Model Audio
Larry & Courtney Love |
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8
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Background
Music
Nothing Funny...
Car Numbers - Rex Havens |
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9
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Vague
But True - Tim Bedore
More on Marriage - Rax Haven |
| Hour 4 |
10
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Jeff
Probst (Survivor)
Sports with Chick
Fish Paint |
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11
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News
with Laura
The Beareded Lady - Tim Bedore
Diving With Dad |
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Tuesday,
March 23, |
| Hour 1 |
1
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Other
Cultures - David Crowe
The Decapitator
Waking Up Together
The Taliban - Toby Keith |
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2
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Chick's
Move
The Simple Life: Iraq
Rules of Stoning |
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3
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More
on Stoning
The Guiding Shiite
Great to live in the USA |
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Hour 2 |
4
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Return
of Gunner's Dog Story
Nothing Funny Down that Road
Ernie Fergler calls in |
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5
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B&T
Mailbag
The Man Song
Kristi Skank Day |
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6
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Dress
Up Kristi Day
The Harp Lady |
| Hour 3 |
7
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Bill
Scheft |
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8
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News
with Kristi
More Dead Animal letters |
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9
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More
on the Snake Guy
Beer Run - Todd Snider
Sports with Gunner |
| Hour 4 |
10
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Animal
Walks into a Bar Joke Hotline
The Attack Carp
Animal Conspiracy - Tim Bedore
Larry & Mel |
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11
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The
Zany Report
Fix-the-Joke Baby |
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12
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More
Sports |
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Monday,
March 22, |
| Hour 1 |
1
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Baseball
Memories
Sleezium
Chick's Move
Fonts and Ampersand
Dog Eating a Cat |
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2
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The
New Urinals
The Amsterdam Urinals caller |
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3
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FCC
vs. Public Speakers
Herm Johnson calls in |
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Hour 2 |
4
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Sports
Audio
Dead Guy on Stage
"Larry King" Calls in
Explaining Death |
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5
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Casey
Cussing
Tourney Update |
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6
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Mr.
Obvious - Too Hot For Radio
Casey Kissum's Bottom 40 |
| Hour 3 |
7
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Ethan
Zohn (Survivor: All-Stars)
News with Kristi
The Shampoo Museum & Other Hair Products |
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8
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More
on Chick Moving
Back to News |
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9
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What
is Menudo?
Other nasty foods |
| Hour 4 |
10
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People,
News & Views - Larry King
Giving Up Smoking |
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11
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Ugly
People on TV
More News |
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12
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Sports
with Gunner |
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Friday,
March 19, |
| Hour 1 |
1
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Sports
Update
The Half Time Show Lawsuit
The Man Song - Sean Morey
Monkeys and Chimps |
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2
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Aussie
vs US Words
Interviewing Christopher Walken - Kevin Pollack
Codes for Love |
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3
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Kristi
Pregnant?
Dan Kaufman enters the studio
Three Random Callers: Money in Your Wallet |
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Hour 2 |
4
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Jewish
Dating - Dan Kaufman
Holidays & Temples
Hollywood Jesus - Dan Kaufman
Everybody Likes a Bargain |
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5
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Shop
Class
Family & Wife - Rick Gutierrez
Being Catholic - Rick Gutierrez
Giving up things for Lent |
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6
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Buddha
& Jesus made pretty
Going to Camp
Sleezeum |
| Hour 3 |
7
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The
New Animal Diseases
Monkeys in the news
Last Comic Standing
Shopping with Discount Cards |
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8
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Sports
with Chick
Don't Blame the Booze - Auggie Smith |
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9
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The
Smoking Commercial - Dan Kaufman
Political Correctness - Dan Kaufman
Dating & Making Love - Dan Kaufman |
| Hour 4 |
10
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Cruises
Ray & his Mother-in-Law
Reunion
Red Heads & Gangs - Darren Carter |
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11
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The
J.J. Jackson Debate
Fish & Paint - Dan Kaufman
The Flag & Bubblewrap - Dan Kaufman |
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12
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More
on Fish & Paint
More News
Fish & Paint Requests |
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Thursday,
March 18, |
| Hour 1 |
1
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Guitar
Pill - Henry Phillips
Celebrities Smoking Pot - Craig Shoemaker
Ian & Lucky the Leprechaun
Sports Update
Who's on the Juice? |
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2
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Mark
Klein enters the studio
Jesus in the News
"Mel Gibson" calls in |
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3
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Horses
& Asses
Gripnaism - Mark Klein |
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Hour 2 |
4
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Gambling
- Mark Klein
Dad - Mark Klein
The New Mood Pill
The Opera - Mark Klein
Back to news |
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5
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Henry
Phillips enters the studio
Fresh Out of Blues - Henry Phillips
Getting Started in Music - Henry Phillips
Kosher Food - Mark Klein |
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6
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When
We Were Young - Henry Phillips
Back to News |
| Hour 3 |
7
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René
Hicks enter the studio
Plates & the Pottery Barn
CleaningThe Bathroom - Henry Phillips
Even More News
She's Always a Bitch - Henry Phillips |
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8
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She's
Talkin' Again - Henry Phillips w/ Kristi
Talkin' to Myself - René Hicks
The BIble & the Constitution - René Hicks |
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9
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The
Jewish Faith - Mark Klein
You're My Favorite Jew - Henry Phillips
Koser Food - Mark Klein |
| Hour 4 |
10
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I
Really Gotta Get a Girlfriend - Henry Phillips
Music - René Hicks
Sports with Chick |
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11
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Mystery
Girl - Henry Phillips
My Grandpa's Review - Mark Klein |
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12
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Family
- Mark Klein
Rootmate From Hell - Herny Phillips |
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Wednesday,
March 17, |
| Hour 1 |
1
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Another
Irish Drinking Song - Da Vinci's Notebook
Announcer Guy
St. Patrick's Day
Can't Drink - Mike Armstrong |
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2
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News
with Kristi
What Does Clothing Mean?
Jessica & the White House |
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3
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More
News
Showering & Bathing |
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Hour 2 |
4
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Pat
Godwin Enters the Studio
Time to Go Home - Pat Godwin
Tom's School & Kleenex
Chick Moving His Shoes & Showering
Chick, Chick McGee - Pat Godwin |
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5
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Dick
Vitale |
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6
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Big
Red - Pat Godwin
The Voices in Me Head - Pat Godwin |
| Hour 3 |
7
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Dreams
Drugs & Jesus - Pat Godwin
Back to news
Donkeys in the News |
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8
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Panda
Porn
Larry The Cable Guy |
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9
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Tom
& Pat at Lunch
The New Teen Fashion: Amputation |
| Hour 4 |
10
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Sports
with Chick
Nobody Speaks English Anymore - Pat Godwin |
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11
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Bill
Walton |
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12
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Rock
Minute w/ Ian & Lucky the Leprechaun
We're an Irish Band - The Electric Irish |
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Tuesday,
March 16, |
| Hour 1 |
1
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The
Talking Dog - Rob Haney
Road Rage & The Pope
The Magician - John Fox
Sports Update
It's a Great Day... - Paul Thorn |
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2
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News
with Kristi
Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame News & Audio |
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3
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Mr.
Obvious - The Critter
The Badger Letter |
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Hour 2 |
4
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The
Beaver Story - Jeff Foxworthy
American Idol News
First Bank of American Idol
Iraqi Idol
Presidential News |
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5
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"Bill
Clinton" calls in
Larry & Martha Stewart
More News
"The Pope" calls in |
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6
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Ernie
Fergler calls in
Planets in the News |
| Hour 3 |
7
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Robert
Klein (The Stones)
Dr. Will enters the studio
Fantasies & Fetishes - Dr. Will Miller |
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8
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Drugs
& Addictions - Dr. Will Miller
More News |
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9
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Television
Psychologist - Dr. Will Miller
Sports with Chick |
| Hour 4 |
10
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Kristi,
Sports Figures & Lent - Dr. Will Miller
Tom & His Underwear - Dr. Will Miller
Back to Sports
Jeff Garcia Arrested |
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11
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The
Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke Baby |
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12
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B&T
Mailbag
Passion of Christ & Popcorn
Ashes |
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Monday,
March 15, |
| Hour 1 |
1
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What's
a W4 - Pinkard & Bowden
She's Talkin' Again - Henry Phillips
A Fishy Story
Animal Conspiracy - Tim Bedore |
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2
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News with
Kristi
The Undead Lobster |
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3
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Popes in the
News
Dial-a-Pope
Snake Handling
The First Bank of American Idol |
| Hour 2 |
4
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Chick's
Condom Story
More News
The Decapitator Razor |
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5
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Ben Stiller
in Movies
Back to News
Dave & Carmen's New Show
The Colonic Table |
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6
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More on the
Pre-Wedding Colonic
Tim Cavanagh enters the studio
My Lineage - Tim Cavanagh
Celebrate St. Patrick - Tim Cavanagh |
| Hour 3 |
7
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Colby Donaldson
(Survivor: All-Stars)
New FCC Regulations & Delays
More News |
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8
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The
Funny Song - Tim Cavanagh
Bingo - Tim Cavanagh
Setting Up Satellite Dishes |
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9
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The Food Police
Rock Formations |
| Hour 4 |
10
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Larry King
calls in
Back to news
Chick recieves an Award
Flappy the Pet Rabbit |
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11
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Doc Whiskey
Stops by
Sports with Chick |
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12
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Finishing
off Sports
The Duel
The Most Forgettable Irish Songs - Tim Cavanagh |
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Friday,
March 12, |
| Hour 1 |
1
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Money
Making Tips - Jack Freeman
Per Arranged Burial Plots - Tom Mabe
"Just Like Your Mom" Maid Service |
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2
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Who's on the
Juice? - Johnny Rump
Baseball/steroids update
News with Kristi Lee |
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3
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Herm Johnson
calling in
The Invisible Leash
News with Kristi Lee
Jeff Rothpan calling in
Ross Bennett joins in-studio |
| Hour 2 |
4
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Tom's
favorite TV shows
Ross Bennett - on the pain of divorce |
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5
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News With
Kristi Lee
More from Ross Bennett |
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6
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Tom's golf
ball collection
Ross's personal relationship crisis
Ross Bennett - on dating younger women |
| Hour 3 |
7
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Drew Hastings
joins the fracas
Ross Bennett's wardrobe is critiqued by Mr. Griswold
Airline pilots who talk too much - Jeff Rothpan
Drew Hastings on mock turtlenecks & wool technology |
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8
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Drew's
Jew Canoe
News with Kristi |
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9
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Tom critiques
Drew's hair style
Drew comments on Mel Gibson's film
Drew on Playing Spot the Queer
News with Kristi Lee |
| Hour 4 |
10
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More news
and commentary
Ross Bennett's wardrobe evaluation |
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11
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Dew Hastings
search for a new pair of Rocco glasses
Word Pronunciations
Ross Bennett on building snow forts errr fortés
Larry King - The word game |
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12
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More with
Drew Hastings
Ross Bennett on thrift shop clothes and smoking pot
Drew Hastings on quitting smoking
Ross Bennett's favorite comedy album |
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Thursday,
March 11, |
| Hour 1 |
1
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Smoking
& Bed Bath & Beyond - Auggie Smith
The fate of Tanya Memme's shoes
Woody Brookes - Dog & cat sounds
Sports preview |
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2
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Dreams
Turbo Nose Hair Clipper - Heywood Banks |
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3
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Tom Mabe -
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