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VIP All Access Live Show Library MAY 2004
April '04 | May '04

NOTE: Each BOB&TOM Show remains in the VIP archives for 30 days. Once the 30 day period has passed, links to those programs are removed.

NOTE: We post the daily archive links before or during the second segment of live show and the stream is generally available after 6:30AM ET. However, certain technical issues occasionally create an unavoidable delay in the availability of the audio stream until after the show has ended. (10:30AM ET) - B&T web team
segment
Thursday, May 13
Hour 1
1
 Acting & Directing - Jim Gaffigan
Survivor News
Sports Update
Top Movie List
It's a Great Day... - Paul Thorn
 
2
 Classic Porn
It's a Porn World - Sean Morey
Porn on Cable
 
3
 News with Kristi
We Are Smoking - Bob & Peter Kevoian
Smoker's Anthem - Bob Kevoian
Hour 2
4
 Tom's Gear
People, News & Views - Larry King
Getting Pregnant - Dan Cummins
Being from Idaho - Dan Cummins
The Gunfighter - Auggie Smith
 
5
 Greeting Cards - Dan Cummins
The Iraqi Photos
 
6
 10 Grossest Things in Sports
18 Wheels on a Big Rig - Heywood Banks
Hour 3
7
 Bill Scheft
 
8
 Queer Eye for the Jedi
Recapping the Grossest things in sports
 
9
 Old People - Dan Cummins
Taxes
Hour 4
10
 Amber Brkich (Survivor: All-Stars)
The New Reality Show
Sports with Chick
At the Coffee House - Cob Dog

11
 Superstars USA caller
 
12
 Blow the Whistle
"Gary the whistle blower" calls in
Finishing off news
     
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Tuesday, May 11
Hour 1
1
 Beer Run - Todd Snider
Ghost Chickens In the Sky - Sean Morey
Sports Update
Those Five Words - Ric Schrader
 
2
 Orange Barrels - Todd Yohn
Fish & Paint - Dan Kaufman
Survivor News
 
3
 News with Kristi
Odd Weddings
The Guy Who'd Rather Watch Star Wars
Hour 2
4
 More News
The Dry Cleaner
I'll Never Smoke With Willie Again - Toby Keith
Chick Not Paying Attention
 
5
 Back to news
B&T Mailbag
I Was a Cop - Mike Armstrong
Andy's the Sheriff - The Traveling Mayberry's
 
6
 Fishing Story
Fishin' Worms - Heywood Banks
Hour 3
7
 "Big Tom" Buchanan (Survivor: All-Stars)
B&T Mailbag
 
8
 Pork Sausage - Dash Ampersand
People, News & Views - Larry King
 
9
 Sports with Chick
News from the Far East
Watching the VIP Camera
Hour 4
10
 Sugar Boogers - Steve Poltz
More Sports
Reading the E-Mail
Life's Too Short - Tim Wilson
The Foot Radiator

11
 Chick's Shoe Store
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke Baby
 
12
 Stalker's Choice Coffee
Airline Travel - James Gregory
     
Clip #
Monday, May 10
Hour 1
1
 You're There - Pat Dailey
Smoker's Anthem - Bob Kevoian
Survivor News
Sports Update
B&T Mailbag
 
2
 Kristi's Jacket
I Hope You Die - John Wing
The Funeral Giveaway
News with Kristi
 
3
 Big Day in the Studio - Greg Hahn
More on Survivor
Hour 2
4
 Corporate Speakers - Greg Hahn
More News
M.O.T.H.E.R - Sean Morey
Herm Johnson calls in
In the Military - Greg Hahn
 
5
 Band-Aid on Tom's Face
Job Interviews - Greg Hahn
Golf - Greg Hahn
 
6
 Sports Guy - Greg Hahn
Home & Inventions - Greg Hahn
The J Family
Hour 3
7
 Ron Whit enters the studio
I'm Not Dead - Ron White
The New Woman - Ron White
Back to News
 
8
 Sports with Chick
The Rob & Dump
 
9
 Ron & Greg together
A Marine Wedding & Dating - Greg Hahn
Hour 4
10
 Meeting Women - Greg Hahn
Dogs - Ron White
Drinking Scotch - Ron White

11
 Underwear - Greg Hahn
Underwear News
The Girlfriend's Dog - Ron White
 
12
 Questioning a Woman - Greg Hahn
The Rest of the Dead Dad Story - Ron White
Prison Artists
Fish & Paint - Dan Kaufman
     
Clip #
Friday, May 7
Hour 1
1
 El Conquistador - Joel Lindley
The Voices in My Head - Pat Godwin
Sports Updates
B&T Mailbag
The Guy Who'd Rather Watch Star Wars
 
2
 The Friends Finale
Survivor News
Dead Guys - Heywood Banks
 
3
 Dave Attell enters the studio
Looking Like Telly - Dave Attell
Insomniac - Dave Attell
Hour 2
4
 Japan - Dave Attell
Keeping Up With the Kids - Dave Attell
Oklahoma City - Greg Morton
 
5
 Japan after hours - Dave Attell
Drinking & Smoking around the US - Dave Attell
Cigarettes in Canada - Greg Morton
 
6
  
Hour 3
7
 The Guy Who'd Rather Watch Star Wars
Star Wars Trilogy - Greg Morton
The Lord of the Rings - Greg Morton
 
8
  
 
9
 Black Comedians - Greg Morton
The Big Guy - Greg Morton
US & Canada - Greg Morton
The Warning Label
Hour 4
10
 George Lopez

11
 Sports w/ Chick
Herm Johnson calls in
 
12
 More Sports
   
Clip #
Thursday, May 6
Hour 1
1
 Orange Barrels - Todd Yohn
Spider-man 2 & Baseball
Sports Update
 
2
 Eating Bugs at Night
Tom Dressing
Tom & the Parking Garage
First Baptist Bar & Grill - Tim Wilson
 
3
 Ted Williams
News with Laura
The Last Friends
Hour 2
4
 The Guy Who'd Rather Watch Star Wars
Dating Tammy
Being Sicilian - Tammy Pescatelli
The Hot Dog Bullet
 
5
 Guys Who Don't Remember - Tammy Pescatelli
More on the Hot Dog Bullet
Taliban Baby - Toby Keith
Ron White is not Dead
 
6
 Fear of Water - Tammy Pescatelli
Wearing Socks while skiing
Hour 3
7
 Slipping on a Banana Peel
The One Eye Love - Heywood Banks
Body Hair
 
8
 Laura & Tammy's differences
David Cross (Arrested Development)
 
9
 More on Tammy's look
Facials - Tammy Pescatelli
Hour 4
10
 The Guy Who'd Rather Watch Star Wars
Sports with Chick

11
 More Sports
Hanging With Tammy
 
12
 Superstitions
More Tammy vs Laura
The Midget Porn Star
   
Clip #
Wednesday, May 5
Hour 1
1
 Sports Update
Laura in Vegas
Iron Mike - Todd Snider
 
2
 More of Laura in Vegas
Meeting the Firemen
Spray Tans & Tan Lines
News with Laura
 
3
 Patti Vasquez enters the studio
Having Kids - Patti Vasquez
Traveling with the Husband - Patti Vasquez
Hour 2
4
 Pregnancy & the Birth - Patti Vasquez
CINCO - Tim Cavanagh
Breast Milk
 
5
 Auggie Smith Enters the Studio
Chemical Dependence - Auggie Smith
Marriage & Domestic Partners - Auggie Smith
Surfer Jesus
 
6
 Insurance & Benefits - Auggie Smith & Patti Vasquez
From Montana - Auggie Smith
Back to News
The Decapitator Razor
Hour 3
7
 Gambling & Racing
Best Opening Lines in Rock
The Sin Tax - Auggie Smith
Death - Auggie Smith & Patti Vasquez
 
8
 Vegas Pools
More news
 
9
 Laura Breast Feeding
Living with Mom - Patti Vasquez
Hair Issues
Hour 4
10
 Baseball - Patti Vasquez
My Teams - Auggie Smith
Sports with Chick
The Brain Doctor

11
 Breaking Sports Update
Playing Sports - Auggie Smith
Casket Carnival
 
12
 Saying Goodbye to the Guests
Don't Blame the Booze - Auggie Smith
   
Clip #
Tuesday, May 4
Hour 1
1
 Fluffy - Heywood Banks
I Kill You - Tim Wilson
Sports Update
Lost Limbs & Logos
 
2
 B&T Mailbag - Tom's Tie
Honoring Casey
News with Kristi
Joe Johnson Memory System
 
3
 Chick's Bra Removal Trick
Trailer Park Woman - Pinkard & Bowden
Hour 2
4
 The Beach - Pat Godwin
The Drinking Song - The Mad Armenians
More News
 
5
 Chick's Blinds
The Voices in My Head - Pat Godwin
Pat's old Girlfriend
Switch to Beer - Pat Godwin
 
6
 B&T Mailbag - The Bad Day
It's a Great Day - Paul Thorn
Hour 3
7
 Hadji's Crock Pot - Pat Godwin
Trends & Pants
Sugar & Equal
TV Queens - The Mad Armenians
 
8
 More News
Since You Left Me - Pat Godwin
Bono Sings Bingo - Pat Godwin
 
9
 People News & Views - Larry King
Good Morning Bluebird - Heywood Banks
View From a Trailer Park - Pat Godwin
Hour 4
10
 Sports with Chick
The Piston Song - Tim Cavanagh
Back to News

11
 The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke Baby
 
12
 Dickin' Around at Work - Sean Morey
More News
   
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Monday, May 3
Hour 1
1
 Invisible Leash
Meeting Jessica Simpson
Sports Update
Dead Guys - Heywood Banks
A Few Thoughts - Daniel Tosh
 
2
 The Trip to Dallas
Frogger Guy & Motorized Carts
Go Out Drinkin' - Pat Dailey
 
3
 Sports Update
News with Kristi
Hour 2
4
 Sports Bulletin - The Stuck First Baseman
Queer Eye for the Dead Guy
More News
 
5
 Back to News
 
6
 More news
BOB&TOM Mailbag
Animal Conspiracy - Tim Bedore
Hour 3
7
 Shii Ann Huang (Survivor: All-Stars)
Private Idaho
The Nagigator
Ping Pong Balls & Cannons
 
8
 Pubic Hair
You're Not Helping The Show - B&T Band
Panda Mating
Revenge
 
9
 Ernie Fergler
More News
Hour 4
10
 Ted Nugent (Surviving Nugent)
Sports with Chick

11
 More Sports
The Juice & The Dish
 
12
 Dr. Phil & Son
Other News
   
 
 
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