Mike Tyson
Sports Dickhead of the Week
Mike Tyson career record 49 wins, 4 losses, 2 no contest,
43 knockouts, multiple arrests, one ear
Mike
Tyson has been more of an influence on boxing in and out
of the ring than any man since Muhammad Ali. He was the
youngest Heavyweight champion of all time, and is still
the most feared man in boxing. Actually, he's one of the
most feared men period. Although, after "Iron Mike"
got his butt whipped by heavyweight Lenox Lewis last June,
he lost a little bit of his clout, not to mention more
of his mind. He was scheduled for a comeback fight in
February of 2003, but he canceled just days before it
was to take place. However, he soon changed his mind and
decided he did want to fight but it was too late. The
challenger, now questioning Tyson's sanity, decided he
didn't want to gets in the ring with Tyson. Will the bout
take place? Mike's "handlers" say yes, because
they have at least four other no names waiting to take
a beating from the ex-champ, but then again when it comes
to Iron Mike, you never know what will happen. 
These are just a few highlights from Tyson's life that
helped him win the " Sports
Dickhead of the Week" award.
• He got a new tattoo around his eye that makes him
look like the lost member of KISS.
• He was expelled from school in 1982
• Has problems with fighting in parking lots. First
charged with assault and battery in 1987 for this pastime.
(Happens at least three more times in his life)
• Marries actress Robin Givens who later accuses
Iron Mike of spousal abuse. They get a divorce.
• Has a knack for hiring other dicks to work with
him. Associates include Donald Trump and Don King
• Finds a new pastime in grabbing women in night
clubs. First found guilty of this in 1988. Charged at
least four more times.
• Caught making sexually explicit "hand gestures"
in a courtroom
• This gets more serious when he is found guilty
of rape in Indianapolis, and ends up in prison... for
the first time.
• While in prison, attempted to reduce sentence by
taking a high school equivalency test. He Failed
• After getting out of prison and winning back his
heavyweight titles, he loses to Evander Holyfield. In
the rematch, Tyson gets angry and decides to take a bite
out of Holyfield's ear in the 3rd round
• Due to the ear incident, gets his Nevada boxing
license revoked. In 1997
• Ends up in prison... again for beating up two motorist
in a traffic dispute.
• Decides to take a trip to Cuba (which the US frowns
upon) and faced federal charges for doing so in 2002.
• Though he claims it was staged, Tyson starts a
fight at the press conference hyping the upcoming fight
with Lewis. Tells a reporter he wants to "F*** him
up the a$$," and takes a swing at one of Lewis' Trainers.
• Gets his Nevada Boxing License revoked... again.
• Looked like an amateur against Lenox Lewis in one
of the biggest hyped matches of his career.
