Comedian Pat Dixon enjoys reviewing feature films, he just doesn't enjoy watching them. Luckily for him he's found a way to do one without out the other. Not only does this save him a ton of time and cash, it also keeps him completely unbiased when discussing each movie. Take that Ebert, Roeper and Shalit. In other news, Dixon is has a brand new comedy CD titled, Goodbye Forever Fatty that is also now available on iTunes.