A former stand-up comedian, Bill Scheft decided a number of years ago that he preferred writing the jokes to telling them. That's what's made him such a valuable asset to "The Late Show w/ David Letterman," where he's one of the head writers for Dave's famous opening monologues. He also contributed to the new book, The Late Show Fun Facts, authored by Letterman and the other Late Show writers. But this isn't Bill's only published work, he's also the author of three novels, The Ringer, Time Won't Let Me, and Everything Hurts which will be available in paperback on April 6th. His newest book is The Final Four of Everything. Check out Bill's band, The Truants. Follow Bill Scheft on twitter.
Extra Hour - Richard Lauder from NZ
Jet Packs
Drew Hastings
Farm Life
Johnny Lang in Studio Lady Gaga Music
Hour 1 - "Mom Star"
Sports w/ Chick
Odd Interests
Dancing w/ the Stars
Vasectomies
Bass Talk Joke
Johnny Beehner
The Name Big Families
Hour 2 - Johnny Beehner
Pirates and Boobs
Air Hogans
News w/ Kristi
Driving Mr. Griswold
Sports w/ Chick
Donnie Baker Calls
"Larry King" Calls
"The Masturbators" Fraternity Pranks
Hour 3 - Rob Haney
Bill Scheft
Working w/ Letterman
Playing in a Band
Kenny Tarmac Calls
Rob's Stories
"James Gandolfini" Calls
Todd Haney "Temp Work" - Bamford
Hour 4 - Rob Haney
Worst Jobs in Science
"Hockers"
Bob Zany
The Zany Report
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
Heart Problems What we learned Today
Hour 1 - "Mullet For Men"
Leno vs. Conan Audio
American Idol Audio
Big Butts Good For You?
"Butt Crack" - B&T Band
News w/ Kristi
Sports w/ Chick "Johnny Carson" Calls
Hour 2 - Bill Scheft
Owning Multiple Guitars
Tom Joins Kristi's Gym
"Resolution" - Cavanagh
Larry & Mark McGwire "Animal Song" - Cavanagh
Hour 3 - Tim Cavanagh
"Larry King" Calls
"Celebrity Birthdays"
News w/ Kristi
Sarcasm Mark
Liquor Before Beer...
Other Poems
Floyd Tucker Calls "Pat Sajack Protest" - Cavanagh
Hour 4 - Tim Cavanagh
Waterbeds and Drinking
Love Bath
Celebrity News w/ Kristi
"Bill Clinton" Calls
Duke Tumatoe
The NFL Song Bass Talk
Hour 1 - "Secret Santa" - Mummies
Sports w/ Chick
News w/ Kristi
NBC's Singing Show
"Internet Porn" - DVN
The Beat Off
Hour 2 - Bill Scheft
Bill Belichick Dream
Scheft on Sports
"Worst Damn Christmas"
"Sophomore's Christmas"
NYC Contest
Celebrity Birthdays - Cavanagh
Hour 3 - Reggie Miller
Knicks Memories
NBA Ideas
Donnie Baker Calls
Work Ethic
Sir Charles Calls
Getting Calls From Refs
James Gandolfini Calls How the NBA Has Changed
Hour 4 - Reggie Miller
Post NBA Life
Diet and Exercise
Football and Athletes
Donnie Baker Calls
USO Care Packages
"Secret Santa"
Duke Tumatoe
The NFL Song Bass Talk
Hour 1 - "Halloween" - Heywood
Sports w/ Chick
Confession E-Mails
Words Men Shouldn't You
"Elevator Talk"
Military Request E-Mail
"Rubbers..." - Donnie Baker
Replacement Curse Words News w/ Kristi
Hour 2 - Bill Scheft
Barkley on Letterman
Stand-up Boom
The Letter Jacket
The Reunion
Herm Johnson Calls
Dr. Phil Calls
People, News & Views
Letterman Audio Tommy LaSorda Audio
Hour 3 - Cursing and Books
Changing Wiper Solution
Wiper Blades - Heywood
Cursing Phone Call
Cursing and Obscenity - Morey
"El Conquistador" - Lindley
Billy Mazing Calls
Lindsay Mac
Meeting the Band "Cry Cry Cry" - Mac
Hour 4 - Lindsay Mac
Naming the Band
Unique Way of Playing
Donnie Baker Calls
"Black Bird" - Mac
News w/ Kristi
"Jetpack" - Wilson
Duke Tumatoe
The NFL Song Bass Talk
Hour 1 - The Bump 'n Grind
Sports w/ Chick
Sporting Events To See
Best Part of the Day
Foot Fetishes
Hair & Styling
Jim Short
From Australia
Christmas in Warm Weather Kangaroos
Hour 2 - Jim Short
Bill Scheft
Obscure Movies
Sports & Australia
Twitter
Commercials, TV & Accents
Donnie Baker Calls
Returning to Stand-up Interviewing Phil Simms
Hour 3 - Bill Scheft
Jim Short
Doug Benson
Writing Monologues
How to Write Jokes
Adrianne Tolsch (Bill's Wife)
Super High Me Marijuana
Hour 4 - Bill Scheft
Robert Tuchman
Doug Benson
The Stoner Awards
Smoking Weed Going to Therapy
Hour 1 - "It Was a Shart"
Star Trek on IMAX
Star Trek - Bamford
Runway Problems
Bob's Big Items
"Larry King" Calls
Call about Runway Crabs
Christian Finnegan
The Internet
Porn on a Plane
Complimentary Items "Piglet & Pooh" - Haner
Hour 2 - Jeff Foxworthy
Christian Finnegan
How to Really Stink at Work
Tom's Landlord
Full Name
Deaf Wife
Sign Language
Deaf Comedians
The Unsmooth Moment Dog Voices
Hour 3 - Bill Scheft
Christian Finnegan
Video Games
Donnie Baker Calls
Floyd Tucker Calls The Fonz is a DB
Hour 4 - Phil Mazo
Christian Finnegan
Short Love
People, News & Views
Health Insurance
News w/ Kristi
Donnie Baker Calls
Bob Zany
The Zany Report
Fix-the-Joke, Baby Moonshine and Hooch
Hour 1 - Just Like Mom Maids
Mr. Skin's New Book
"Mother's Day" - Paul & Storm
"Don't Look Now" - Rodney
The Greeting Card
Spit Take Theater: Mother
Sex Myths Drug Mules
Hour 2 - Mr. Skin
T.J. Killer
Toddler Body
Drunk Around Buddies
Working on Cloverfield Todd's Name
Hour 3 - Richard Sandomir
Costaki Economopoulos
The Economonologue
T.J. Miller
Twitter and Drinking
Falling Asleep on a Plane Carpoolers
Hour 4 - Tim Bedore
Tim on Bea Arthur
VBT: Drugs & Flu
T.J. Miller
Meeting Gene Simmons
Jim Nantz
Going to Movies Solo Being Alone
Hour 1 - Sports w/ Chick
The Swimming Dog
The Guy in the Tree
The Suicide Attempt
The Suicide Hotline - Malicar
Porn with Plots
News w/ Kristi "Joe Biden Thought Reader"
Hour 2 - Nils Loftgren
"Fox News Baseball Game"
The Whiz-o-meter
Testing Out the New Toy
Hour 3 - Bill Sheft
More Whiz-o-meter
"Joe Biden" Calls
Whiz-o-meter Phone Calls
Donnie Baker Calls "Bill Clinton" Calls
Hour 4 - "Pissin' Outside" - Jonas
The Guy in the Tree
News w/ Kristi
The Coldplay Debate
Bob Zany
The Zany Report Fix-the-Joke, Baby
Hour 1 - MILF Next Door - B&T Band
Fiesta Bowl Update
College Football - Dan Grueter Baseball Cards and Childhood Heroes
The DTV Switch
News with Kristi Bump 'n Grind
Invisible Leash Street Names
Hour 2 - Bill Scheft
The Singletary Video - Bill Scheft The Surgery and the Shaver- Bill Scheft
Football Fan - Drake Witham Dressing Nice & Lesbian Relatives - Drake Witham
Ready for Kids - Drake Witham Gift Giving - Drake Witham
Hour 3 - Clicking Cameras
"Joe Biden" calls in
Hawaiian Shirts
More News "Floyd Tucker" calls
The Journalist - Drake Witham
Celebrity Riders "Jumbo" the Elephant
"Al Gore" calls in Back to News
Hour 4 - The Camera Sound
On the Road - Drake Witham Back to News
The Zany Report - Bob Zany Fix-the-Joke, Baby
Water in Space Star Wars the Musical
Hour 1 - Dances in Song
Congraulating Snappers
Feel Up America
"Internet Porn"
The Debates
People. News & Views
Would You Like to Dance
More on Feel Up America "A.D.D."
Hour 2 - Jon Pinette
Food in the Green Room
Hair Spray
News w/ Kristi
Guy Who Needs a Hug
Bachelorette Parties
Makeup Artists
Scotland
Donnie Baker calls More on Feel Up America
Hour 3 - Bill Scheft
John Pinette
Bat in the Coffee
Loch Ness
Fruit Leather
People News & Views II "The Haunted Meeting"
Hour 4 - Circus Love
Tattoos to never get
Kenny Tarmac calls
"Shirtless Girl"
Cleminin
The Zany Report
Fix-the-Joke, Baby Sports w/ Chick
