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Heywood Banks

Anyone who has ever spent any time listening to the BOB&TOM show has no doubt heard a song by legendary comedian Heywood Banks. That’s because Heywood’s catalogue of classic tunes includes fan favorites like "Big Butter Jesus," "I Like Summer," "Toast," "18 Wheels on a Big Rig," "Punjab" and "Wiper Blades" just to name a few. In fact, Heywood has appeared on 36 of BOB&TOM’s comedy albums, more than any other artist by far. We’ve just been informed that Heywood may be adding to his already extensive list of songs when he visits us next. Now we’re just hoping he knows the lyrics. Check out Heywood in "GeoPirates."

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Nov 4, 2011 show page with Heywood Banks

Extra Hour - Lunch Ladies Donnie Baker calls Condoms Dave Landau

Hour 1 - Sports w/ Chick News w/ Kristi Late Night Audio Bill Clinton Insider Hot Lunch Ladies

Hour 2 - News w/ Kristi A Kristi Calendar? April Macie Shane Mauss Drinking and Stunts

Hour 3 - Shane Mauss April Macie Heywood Banks News w/ Kristi Classic Movies "Turkey Song"

Hour 4 - Ted Alexandro Being Single Double Last Names "Never Trust a Puppet" End of the World Talk

Post Show - Jack Trudeau Phillip B. Wilson

Oct 20, 2011 show page with Heywood Banks

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Hour 1 - Sports w/ Chick News w/ Kristi Wild Animal News On the Phone Again White Castle Hall of Fame Hidden Porn

Hour 2 - Sex-omnia Bill Clinton Calls Heywood Banks "Trouble With Zombies"

Hour 3 - Tommy Johnagin Being Alone Finding Love Lies and Adults

Hour 4 - Tommy Johnagin Heywood Banks Halloween Song Shoe-In of the Week Ruben Paul Things We Learned

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May 26, 2011 show page with Heywood Banks

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Hour 1 - News w/ Kristi Joplin Missouri Update Oprah's Last Show "Larry King" Calls

Hour 2 - Ari Shaffir The Pot Stor "Nick Nolte" Calls Jimmy & Tony Call

Hour 3 - Heywood Banks "The Puppet Song" News w/ Kristi Valerie Storm

Hour 4 - Heywood Banks New Songs Brian Johnson Things We Learned

Post Show - Tomas Shecter Flyin' Jimmy Elvis

May 12, 2011 show page with Heywood Banks

Extra Hour - Dancing Naked Tom Looks Dead A Real Song? Drew Hastings Steven Seagal calls Political Views VaginaWorld

Hour 1 - Sports w/ Chick Entertainment News "Jet Pack" Training Birds Greg Warren Greg's Girlfriend

Hour 2 - Greg Warren The Assistant Coach Donnie Baker Calls Chick's On Your Side Larry King Calls Breast Enlargement Ap Tammy Pescatelli

Hour 3 - Tammy Pescatelli Greg Warren Josh Arnold Gym Memberships Old Guys Bin Laden Outtakes

Hour 4 - Heywood Banks Tammy Pescatelli Josh Arnold "Never Trust a Puppet" First Jokes Storring Things Things We Learned

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Apr 7, 2011 show page with Heywood Banks

Extra Hour - 'Lil Jesus Charlie Sheen Update Chickens Swimming Nude Showers Chick's Mom Tom - Elitist Prick

Hour 1 - Sports w/ Chick Endorphins and More Cave People News w/ Kristi

Hour 2 - Don Barnhart Comedy in the 80s Naked Swimming Russell Brand Arthur Calls News w/ Kristi

Hour 3 - Russell Brand I Dream of Jeanie Barbara Eden Heywood Banks The Hypnotist Show Owning Chickens

Hour 4 - Heywood Banks Don Barnhart Patrick Keane Winning the Lotto Crabby Tom Things We Learned

Post Show - Heywood Banks Don Barnhart Patrick Keane

Feb 17, 2011 show page with Heywood Banks

Extra Hour - Ventriloquist Mr. SFX2 Coke Secret Prisoner Search Russian Mansion Keister Bunny Brits

Hour 1 - Sports w/ Chick Book Titles News w/ Kristi Charlie Sheen Update "Timeshare in Hell" Fake Mission to Mars

Hour 2 - Craig Shoemaker News w/ Kristi Exes and Machines Mom Stories

Hour 3 - Heywood Banks Craig Shoemaker "Humpty Punk" Impressions Charlie Sheen Update

Hour 4 - Heywood Banks Classic Heywood Tunes Remembering Lyrics News w/ Kristi Things We Learned...

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Oct 21, 2010 show page with Heywood Banks

Extra Hour - Colts Punter Haircuts Clarence Thomas Banned Shoes Monks

Hour 1 - Sports w/ Chick News w/ Kristi Kids as Adults Posters & Growing Up Names

Hour 2 - Drew Hastings Girls in Sweatshirts Drew for Mayor Open Mike Impressions

Hour 3 - Drew Hastings Heywood Banks "Haunted House" Rick Calls Paul Mecurio "Image Makeover" Cheech & Chong "Dracula Coming to Town"

Hour 4 - Cheech & Chong Heywood Banks Drungs and More "Halloween Story"

Post Show - Cheech & Chong The Last Good Year

Sep 8, 2010 show page with Heywood Banks

Extra Hour - Whiz-o-meter Test News Fruit Sizes More News Defecake

Hour 1 - Sports w/ Chick Bush's Heisman Testicle Ties Breast Growing Music The Incredible Toy

Hour 2 - News w/ Kristi Talking to Tom Boob Growing Music Pat Dixon Movie Review Heywood Banks "Halloween Candy" Donnie Baker Calls

Hour 3 - Heywood Banks Entertaining Kids Overhearing Things News w/ Kristi Matt Fugate Being Amish Tim Bedore Yipping Brain Surgeon

Hour 4 - Matt Fugate News w/ Kristi Getting a Vasectomy Exams and More Things We Learned

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Jul 22, 2010 show page with Heywood Banks

Extra Hour - Dr. Will Josh Sneed Rorschach Tests... Ralph Harris

Hour 1 - Sports w/ Chick The Church Thief Losing My Religion Heywood Banks "Cankles" - Banks Jumbo the Elephant calls

Hour 2 - Heywood Banks "Cut the Grass" News w/ Kristi Jamie Kaler Michael Bunin Hollywood Stars World Series of Poker Ken Tarmac Calls Everyman

Hour 3 - Kevin Pollak Michael Bunin Jamie Kaler Puppets and Cartoons Getting Older

Hour 4 - Brian May Tim Bateman Australia News w/ Kristi Donnie Baker Calls Heywood Banks Things We Learned

Post Show - Dave "The King" Wilson NASCAR Talk

Jul 8, 2010 show page with Heywood Banks

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Hour 1 - Sports w/ Chick World Cup Talk Places to Have Sex The Green Monster Shane Mauss Sex on a Farm

Hour 2 - Shane Mauss Sex in Strange Places Girlfriends Tim Wilson Comfortable Beds Hair and Testosterone

Hour 3 - Tim Wilson Shane Mauss "Black Corvette" Strange Places For Sex Heywood Banks "Cut the Grass" Waking Up Dogs

Hour 4 - Judy Tenuta "I Like Boys" Steven Seagal Calls Places For Sex Tim Wilson "Motel Room" People, News & Views Things We Learned...

Post Show - Shane Mauss Judy Tenuta Wardrobe

May 21, 2010 show page with Heywood Banks

Extra Hour - Mark Poolos Pills Airport Bathrooms Being Tall New Tom Mark Sweeney

Hour 1 - Larry & Keith Gunner's Late Night Being in Congress News w/ Kristi Pools in the News Sam Adams Dance Parties

Hour 2 - Sam Adams Rap Lyrics News w/ Kristi Dance Parties Heywood Banks "Mother's Brazier" "Taser Her Again"

Hour 3 - Heywood Banks Mike Birbiglia Wrong names "Secret Public Journal" Awkward First Kisses The A-Team Van News w/ Kristi

Hour 4 - Mike Birbiglia Heywood Banks Spanish Song Singing to Animals Kenny Tarmac Calls First Car Stories Fuzzy Zoeller The New Vodka Playing Golf as a Kid Ed Carpenter

Post Show - Dave "The King" Wilson At the IMS Ryan Brisco Will Power

May 7, 2010 show page with Heywood Banks

Extra Hour - Pat Dixon Brunch Talk Bob Biggerstaff Hal Sparks Jim Short Deep Voices

Hour 1 - Tim Wilson Sports w/ Chick LT in the News News w. Kristi Rent a Gay Guy Jimmy Swaggart Underwear Shopping Souther Accents "Church League Softball" Donnie Baker Calls

Hour 2 - Tim Wilson Kenny Smith "Johnny & Eve" Testosterone and Hair Beautiful Women Bathroom Magic Germs and Sickness

Hour 3 - Dan Cummins Kenny Smith Small Town Life Raising Children Smoking and Drinking Bob Zany Bad Hotels The New T-Shirt The Zany Report Fix-the-Joke, Baby

Hour 4 - Heywood Banks Dan Cummins Song Writing Contest "Kicking It Gregorian" Quick Jokes "Taser Her Again" Things We Learned Tim Wilson Bob Zany

Post Show - Sarah Fisher Bob Zany Garry Shandling Racing in Indy Iron Man 2

Jan 15, 2010 show page with Heywood Banks

Hour 1 - "Health Care Reform" Late Night Audio Heywood Banks "Tazer Her Again" - Heywoods News w/ Kristi Greg Fitzsimmons Facial Hair

Hour 2 - Greg Fitzsommons Heywood Banks Late Night Audio Tiger Woods Fantasies "Belly Up: Steroids" ADHD Patch Mom on a Plane "Bed Bath & Beyond" - Heywood Greeting Cards Songs at Dinner Dinner With Mom

Hour 3 - Mike MacRae Greg Fitzsimmons Gregory Peck Impression "24" Update Newlywed Love Making The Penny Jar Voice Over Work Navigation Systems Late Night Wars Heywood Banks "Tazer Her Again" Women and More

Hour 4 - Heywood Banks Greg Fitzsimmons Mike MacRae Presidential Looks Dropping Plates & Clapping "Big Butter" - Heywood Josh Arnold The '85 Bears Facial Hair Spell Check Mrs. Gay China The Lucky Time Traveler

Oct 20, 2009 show page with Heywood Banks

Hour 1 - Sports w/ Chick Sports Sound Bites Santa Obit News w/ Kristi Jimmy Stewart Impression "Cuban Pete" - Joseph More Slogans The Jay Leno Show

Hour 2 - Richard Henne Themes Balloon Boy Audio Aaron Karo Staying Single Ruminations Dildo Gifts "It's a Great Day" - Thorn "Touchscreen Wireless Device" "Halloween Song" - Banks

Hour 3 - George Wendt Drinks with Paul Newman Theme Song Guy Dies "Jetpack" - Tim Wilson Geechy Guy Heywood Banks Joke Jokes Twitter Jokes Heading to Vegas "If You Know What I Mean" Herm Johnson Calls Kenny Tarmac

Hour 4 - Jeff Dunham The New TV Show Traveling Heywood Banks Geechy Guy Reality TV News Bob Zany The Zany Report Fix-the-Joke, Baby Heywood Banks Geechy Guy

Sep 14, 2009 show page with Heywood Banks

Hour 1 - Chick Gets a Call From Joe The NFL Returns Sports w/ Chick Belly Up: Charles & Tony The VMA's Mr. Fister "Kanye West" Calls Old People Sex

Hour 2 - Heywood Banks The Hidden Camera "Press Your Buttocks..." Kenny Tarmac Calls in "Butt Crack" - B&T Band "Larry King" Calls News w/ Kristi Heywood's Guitar Playing "Guinea Pig Song" - Heywood Guinea Pigs & Chinchillas

Hour 3 - Heywood Banks Finger nails "Toenails" - Heywood Chick's Toenail Story "Bert & Ellie's" The Cat Story "Cat Got Dead" - Heywood Donnie Baker Calls Larry & Scooby The Farting Perp Slight of Hand - John Bizarre

Hour 4 - Mark Knopfler Ace Frehley Heywood Banks

Aug 27, 2009 show page with Heywood Banks

Hour 1 - Sports w/ Chick News w/ Kristi Marilyn's Crypt Syphilis & You - Furglar Late Night Audio "Strangers in My Shorts" Discount Caskets Storing Cremations

Hour 2 - Heywood Banks Mark Morfey More on Marilyn Donnie Baker Calls Days of the Week Shoulder Songs Color I Choose - Heywood

Hour 3 - Heywood Banks Mark Morfey Ryan Stout Dust Mites - Heywood Reading the Paper Ms. Old Folks Home Senior Citizen's Twister The Jesus Statue "Big Butter Jesus" Mom's Beavers

Hour 4 - Heywood Banks Patton Oswalt Ryan Stout Ryan Can't Smell Hell Gigs Seeing Strange People Big Fan Movie Ryan's Girlfriend "I Like Summer" - Heywood

Jul 9, 2009 show page with Heywood Banks

Hour 1 - I Like Summer - Heywood Skating News Chick Losing Shoes? Vincent Price and Gum Naked Stats It Was a Shart - Donnie Baker

Hour 2 - Jerry Seinfeld Checking the Mail Tom's Tea Chick's Shoes Dan Cummins Small Towns Dan's Dad's Guns Vegetarians Dan on Dogs Kids and Pictures

Hour 3 - Heywood Banks Dan Cummins The Wave Drinking at Tom's House Peeing Outside Flies Eyes - Heywood People, News & Views Dogs and Glands Segways and Security Ad Agencies

Hour 4 - Heywood Banks Dan Cummins "Tuna of Opportunity" Jerry Seinfeld "Good Morning Bluebird" E-Mails from Heywood iPhone and Technology Squirelador Drawings

Feb 3, 2009 show page with Heywood Banks

Hour 1 - BOB&TOM LIVE FROM NASSAU BAHAMAS with special guests Mark Sweeney Greg Warren Heywood Banks Paul Mecurio Henry Phillips & Steve Allee at the piano Chick's terrifying parasailing adventure Kristi with news briefs Larry King calls in

Hour 2 - Greg Warren - best friends More with Greg Warren Bob's Ukelele Love Songs Paul Mecurio

Hour 3 - Joe Herbert - Million Dollar Superbowl Ad contest winners! Bill Clinton calls in Dick Mango Live from Nassau Paul Mecurio - New series on HBO this Fall Heywood Banks - Trauma to the Groin Heywood Banks - Goy My Back Hair Did

Hour 4 - Mark Sweeney - Being a Marine Mark Sweeney - Dining in the Bahamas Mark Sweeney - Long Flights Henry Phillips - Hello Michelle Henry Phillips - Talking

BOB&TOM Bahamas Trip, ... More

Feb 2, 2009 show page with Heywood Banks

Hour 1 - LIVE FROM NASSAU BAHAMAS w/ special guests Mark Sweeney Greg Warren Heywood Banks Paul Mecurio Henry Phillips & Steve Allee at the piano Trauma to the groin - Heywood Banks Super Bowl review Michael Phelps - Stoner in the news Mark Sweeney - going

Hour 2 - Greg Warren Heywood Banks Henry Phillips Paul Mecurio

Hour 3 - Paul Mecurio Henry Phillips Greg Warren Chick's plans to bet on the Pro Bowl Bob's parlay bet People watching in Nassau "Mother In-Law" - Heywood

Hour 4 - Mister Fister Kristi with the News Heywood Banks - Wiper Blades Henry Phillips at the craps table Henry's new movie gets rave reviews Henry Phillips Signing off from Nassau

BOB&TOM Bahamas Trip, ... More

Jan 23, 2009 show page with Heywood Banks

Hour 1 - Wiper Blades - Heywood Banks News with Kristi The Shampon Bernie the Manager - Frank Caliendo The Super Bowl - Frank Caliendo Working on Obama - Frank Caliendo "Donnie Baker" calls in Working with the NFL - Frank Caliendo

Hour 2 - Howie & Terry - Frank Caliendo Working and Money - Frank Caliendo Back to News The USO Tour - Louis C.K. Over Used Words - Louis C.K. Jim Rome - Frank Caliendo Cleaning it Up - Louis C.K.

Hour 3 - More on the USO - Louis C.K. The Cheerleaders - Louis C.K. Single Guy - Louis C.K. John Madden - Frank Caliendo Bush Sneaking Out - Frank Caliendo Odd Names - Heywood Banks Mother-n-Law - Heywood Wiper Blades - Heywood Banks Figuring Out Heywood - Frank Caliendo

Hour 4 - The Inauguration - Kyle Grooms The Jersey Devil - Kyle Grooms It's Amazing - Heywood Banks Barak Obama - Kyle Grooms Black Women - Jason Stuart Kids - Jason Stuart A Gay Comedian - Jason Stuart Finishing Up with Louis C.K.

Oct 9, 2008 show page with Heywood Banks

Hour 1 - "It's a Great Day" Sports w/ Chick Cat Eating Story Kristi's Koala "You're There" Back to News Feel Up America "Anesthesia City" "Bobby Bowden"

Hour 2 - Joe Star Rich Vos Jewelry Stage Names Proctober / Proctember The Procedure Chuck's Cologne Shoe-In of th eWeek Granny's Picks Last Comic Standing

Hour 3 - Rich Vos Heywood Banks Joe Star Diet Healthy Guy People, News & Views "Bed Bath & Beyond" Back to News "Back Hair" Dracula is coming to Town

Hour 4 - Dave Mason Heywood Banks Running Through My Mind Old Band Names Working w/ Hendrix Eye to Eye "Feeling Alright" Not all Guests... "Goodmorning Bluebird"

Aug 14, 2008 show page with Heywood Banks

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Jan 25, 2008 show page with Heywood Banks

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