Anyone who has ever spent any time listening to the BOB&TOM show has no doubt heard a song by legendary comedian Heywood Banks. That’s because Heywood’s catalogue of classic tunes includes fan favorites like "Big Butter Jesus," "I Like Summer," "Toast," "18 Wheels on a Big Rig," "Punjab" and "Wiper Blades" just to name a few. In fact, Heywood has appeared on 36 of BOB&TOM’s comedy albums, more than any other artist by far. We’ve just been informed that Heywood may be adding to his already extensive list of songs when he visits us next. Now we’re just hoping he knows the lyrics. Check out Heywood in "GeoPirates."
Extra Hour - Mark Poolos
Pills
Airport Bathrooms
Being Tall
New Tom Mark Sweeney
Hour 1 - Larry & Keith
Gunner's Late Night
Being in Congress
News w/ Kristi
Pools in the News
Sam Adams Dance Parties
Hour 2 - Sam Adams
Rap Lyrics
News w/ Kristi
Dance Parties
Heywood Banks
"Mother's Brazier" "Taser Her Again"
Hour 3 - Heywood Banks
Mike Birbiglia
Wrong names
"Secret Public Journal"
Awkward First Kisses
The A-Team Van
News w/ Kristi
Hour 4 - Mike Birbiglia
Heywood Banks
Spanish Song
Singing to Animals
Kenny Tarmac Calls
First Car Stories
Fuzzy Zoeller
The New Vodka
Playing Golf as a Kid Ed Carpenter
Post Show - Dave "The King" Wilson
At the IMS
Ryan Brisco Will Power
Extra Hour - Pat Dixon
Brunch Talk
Bob Biggerstaff
Hal Sparks
Jim Short Deep Voices
Hour 1 - Tim Wilson
Sports w/ Chick
LT in the News
News w. Kristi
Rent a Gay Guy
Jimmy Swaggart
Underwear Shopping
Souther Accents
"Church League Softball"
Donnie Baker Calls
Hour 2 - Tim Wilson
Kenny Smith
"Johnny & Eve"
Testosterone and Hair
Beautiful Women
Bathroom Magic Germs and Sickness
Hour 3 - Dan Cummins
Kenny Smith
Small Town Life
Raising Children
Smoking and Drinking
Bob Zany
Bad Hotels
The New T-Shirt
The Zany Report Fix-the-Joke, Baby
Hour 4 - Heywood Banks
Dan Cummins
Song Writing Contest
"Kicking It Gregorian"
Quick Jokes
"Taser Her Again"
Things We Learned
Tim Wilson Bob Zany
Post Show - Sarah Fisher
Bob Zany
Garry Shandling
Racing in Indy Iron Man 2
Hour 1 - "Health Care Reform"
Late Night Audio
Heywood Banks
"Tazer Her Again" - Heywoods
News w/ Kristi
Greg Fitzsimmons
Facial Hair
Hour 2 - Greg Fitzsommons
Heywood Banks
Late Night Audio
Tiger Woods Fantasies
"Belly Up: Steroids"
ADHD Patch
Mom on a Plane
"Bed Bath & Beyond" - Heywood
Greeting Cards
Songs at Dinner Dinner With Mom
Hour 3 - Mike MacRae
Greg Fitzsimmons
Gregory Peck Impression
"24" Update
Newlywed Love Making
The Penny Jar
Voice Over Work
Navigation Systems
Late Night Wars
Heywood Banks
"Tazer Her Again" Women and More
Hour 4 - Heywood Banks
Greg Fitzsimmons
Mike MacRae
Presidential Looks
Dropping Plates & Clapping
"Big Butter" - Heywood
Josh Arnold
The '85 Bears
Facial Hair
Spell Check
Mrs. Gay China The Lucky Time Traveler
Hour 1 - Sports w/ Chick
Sports Sound Bites
Santa Obit
News w/ Kristi
Jimmy Stewart Impression
"Cuban Pete" - Joseph
More Slogans The Jay Leno Show
Hour 2 - Richard Henne Themes
Balloon Boy Audio
Aaron Karo
Staying Single
Ruminations
Dildo Gifts
"It's a Great Day" - Thorn
"Touchscreen Wireless Device" "Halloween Song" - Banks
Hour 3 - George Wendt
Drinks with Paul Newman
Theme Song Guy Dies
"Jetpack" - Tim Wilson
Geechy Guy
Heywood Banks
Joke Jokes
Twitter Jokes
Heading to Vegas
"If You Know What I Mean"
Herm Johnson Calls Kenny Tarmac
Hour 4 - Jeff Dunham
The New TV Show
Traveling
Heywood Banks
Geechy Guy
Reality TV News
Bob Zany
The Zany Report
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
Heywood Banks Geechy Guy
Hour 1 - Chick Gets a Call From Joe
The NFL Returns
Sports w/ Chick
Belly Up: Charles & Tony
The VMA's
Mr. Fister
"Kanye West" Calls Old People Sex
Hour 2 - Heywood Banks
The Hidden Camera
"Press Your Buttocks..."
Kenny Tarmac Calls in
"Butt Crack" - B&T Band
"Larry King" Calls
News w/ Kristi
Heywood's Guitar Playing
"Guinea Pig Song" - Heywood Guinea Pigs & Chinchillas
Hour 3 - Heywood Banks
Finger nails
"Toenails" - Heywood
Chick's Toenail Story
"Bert & Ellie's"
The Cat Story
"Cat Got Dead" - Heywood
Donnie Baker Calls
Larry & Scooby
The Farting Perp Slight of Hand - John Bizarre
Hour 1 - Sports w/ Chick
News w/ Kristi
Marilyn's Crypt
Syphilis & You - Furglar
Late Night Audio
"Strangers in My Shorts"
Discount Caskets Storing Cremations
Hour 2 - Heywood Banks
Mark Morfey
More on Marilyn
Donnie Baker Calls
Days of the Week
Shoulder Songs Color I Choose - Heywood
Hour 3 - Heywood Banks
Mark Morfey
Ryan Stout
Dust Mites - Heywood
Reading the Paper
Ms. Old Folks Home
Senior Citizen's Twister
The Jesus Statue
"Big Butter Jesus" Mom's Beavers
Hour 4 - Heywood Banks
Patton Oswalt
Ryan Stout
Ryan Can't Smell
Hell Gigs
Seeing Strange People
Big Fan Movie
Ryan's Girlfriend "I Like Summer" - Heywood
Hour 1 - I Like Summer - Heywood
Skating News
Chick Losing Shoes?
Vincent Price and Gum
Naked Stats It Was a Shart - Donnie Baker
Hour 2 - Jerry Seinfeld
Checking the Mail
Tom's Tea
Chick's Shoes
Dan Cummins
Small Towns
Dan's Dad's Guns
Vegetarians
Dan on Dogs Kids and Pictures
Hour 3 - Heywood Banks
Dan Cummins
The Wave
Drinking at Tom's House
Peeing Outside
Flies Eyes - Heywood
People, News & Views
Dogs and Glands
Segways and Security
Ad Agencies
Hour 4 - Heywood Banks
Dan Cummins
"Tuna of Opportunity"
Jerry Seinfeld
"Good Morning Bluebird"
E-Mails from Heywood
iPhone and Technology Squirelador Drawings
Hour 1 - BOB&TOM LIVE FROM NASSAU BAHAMAS
with special guests
Mark Sweeney
Greg Warren
Heywood Banks
Paul Mecurio
Henry Phillips & Steve Allee at the piano
Chick's terrifying parasailing adventure Kristi with news briefs
Larry King calls in
Hour 2 - Greg Warren - best friends More with Greg Warren
Bob's Ukelele Love Songs
Paul Mecurio
Hour 3 - Joe Herbert - Million Dollar Superbowl Ad contest winners!
Bill Clinton calls in Dick Mango Live from Nassau
Paul Mecurio - New series on HBO this Fall
Heywood Banks - Trauma to the Groin Heywood Banks - Goy My Back Hair Did
Hour 4 - Mark Sweeney - Being a Marine
Mark Sweeney - Dining in the Bahamas Mark Sweeney - Long Flights
Henry Phillips - Hello Michelle
Henry Phillips - Talking
Hour 1 - LIVE FROM NASSAU BAHAMAS
w/ special guests
Mark Sweeney
Greg Warren
Heywood Banks
Paul Mecurio
Henry Phillips
& Steve Allee at the piano
Trauma to the groin - Heywood Banks
Super Bowl review
Michael Phelps - Stoner in the news Mark Sweeney - going
Hour 2 - Greg Warren
Heywood Banks
Henry Phillips Paul Mecurio
Hour 3 - Paul Mecurio
Henry Phillips
Greg Warren
Chick's plans to bet on the Pro Bowl
Bob's parlay bet
People watching in Nassau "Mother In-Law" - Heywood
Hour 4 - Mister Fister
Kristi with the News
Heywood Banks - Wiper Blades
Henry Phillips at the craps table
Henry's new movie gets rave reviews
Henry Phillips Signing off from Nassau
Hour 1 - Wiper Blades - Heywood Banks
News with Kristi The Shampon
Bernie the Manager - Frank Caliendo
The Super Bowl - Frank Caliendo Working on Obama - Frank Caliendo
"Donnie Baker" calls in Working with the NFL - Frank Caliendo
Hour 2 - Howie & Terry - Frank Caliendo
Working and Money - Frank Caliendo Back to News
The USO Tour - Louis C.K.
Over Used Words - Louis C.K. Jim Rome - Frank Caliendo
Cleaning it Up - Louis C.K.
Hour 3 - More on the USO - Louis C.K.
The Cheerleaders - Louis C.K.
Single Guy - Louis C.K.
John Madden - Frank Caliendo Bush Sneaking Out - Frank Caliendo
Odd Names - Heywood Banks Mother-n-Law - Heywood
Wiper Blades - Heywood Banks Figuring Out Heywood - Frank Caliendo
Hour 4 - The Inauguration - Kyle Grooms
The Jersey Devil - Kyle Grooms It's Amazing - Heywood Banks
Barak Obama - Kyle Grooms
Black Women - Jason Stuart
Kids - Jason Stuart A Gay Comedian - Jason Stuart
Finishing Up with Louis C.K.
Hour 1 - "It's a Great Day"
Sports w/ Chick
Cat Eating Story
Kristi's Koala
"You're There"
Back to News
Feel Up America
"Anesthesia City" "Bobby Bowden"
Hour 2 - Joe Star
Rich Vos
Jewelry
Stage Names
Proctober / Proctember
The Procedure
Chuck's Cologne
Shoe-In of th eWeek
Granny's Picks Last Comic Standing
Hour 3 - Rich Vos
Heywood Banks
Joe Star
Diet
Healthy Guy
People, News & Views
"Bed Bath & Beyond"
Back to News
"Back Hair" Dracula is coming to Town
Hour 4 - Dave Mason
Heywood Banks
Running Through My Mind
Old Band Names
Working w/ Hendrix
Eye to Eye
"Feeling Alright"
Not all Guests... "Goodmorning Bluebird"