Joke of the Day
A 92 year old man goes to his doctor and tells him he wants to have one more child. The doctor says, "Well, I think we're going to have to have a sperm sample. " He hands the old man a plastic container. The old man comes back the next day, and the doctor looks at the empty bottle and says, "What's the problem? "
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