Deep in the dark hills of the midwest sits a tower owned by a sinister lab worker performing pumpkin head-ectomies. Watch Punkin’ Head by Heywood Banks.… MORE
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Fake News McGee
Chick fools Willie with some fake news about the Olympics. Josh calls out a common tactic used by bullies. Joey Chestnut sent us a funny press release.… MORE
Tom Irons His Jeans? And Where?
Just when you think things can’t get weirder in the Griswold household, we learn Tom does his ironing outside. His son Willie can barely contain himself when he finds out about the cut-off socks, too.… MORE
Willie’s Drug Test | B&T Tonight
We have Duke Tumatoe & The Power Trio out on the porch today as our house band. We open the show with Willie running late and learn that Tom drug tested him his senior year. Duke Tumatoe and the Power Trio hit us with two great songs today, You’re Absolutely Perfect and we close the…… MORE
The Pumpkin Juggler | B&T This Week
Willie G got drug tested in high school by his father Tom. Duke Tumatoe and the Power Trio join us for a few songs. Pat Godwin shares a variation of his song Pumpkin Spice. Tom admits to ironing jeans… In his driveway. Pat and the Steven Singer Singers share a tune about Josh Arnold and…… MORE
“Dr. Hannibal Lecter” Stops By The Studio!
Buffalo Bill’s home from the movie Silence of the Lambs is on the market. Dr. Lecter stops by to weigh in on chianti. A windbag schools a couple of our idiots.… MORE
A Baby Carrot Windbag | B&T This Week
We promise Pat Godwin $250 if he shaves his mustache pencil-thin. He seriously considers it. Josh Arnold is taking ANOTHER vacation and we celebrate it with a special gift. Tom explains how filthy Josh is. Willie Griswold has an emergency so Tom dispatched a team. Costaki stops by with some football Quick Snaps. We warn…… MORE
Suck The Fat Off My Fanny
A 500-pound man charges fans $20 a month to watch him eat. Pat Godwin shares a tribute to this big-bellied boy.… MORE
Willie’s Arrest | B&T Tonight
This show has it all. Ace and Chick bet on Monday Night’s Raiders Game with an interesting wager. We have a trucker request for an old hit of Pats. Tom lost a fight with his 4-year-old which leads to Willie having to babysit. Willie shares the story of the time he got arrested and the…… MORE
The Dishwasher Dumper | B&T Tonight
We’re joined by our resident geek, Jessica Alsman via Zoom. We open the show today with an Ace Cosby Joke of the Day that Chick is NOT ON BOARD WITH! We then turn to the story about the burglar who took a deuce in the dishwasher. Of course, Pat Godwin has a hilarious tribute. Then…… MORE
