An excerpt from Dave Dyer’s forthcoming fictional autobiography called “A Life I Could’ve Had…”
“I peeled off one of my Thinsulate-lined Isotoner gloves. Not the ones with my initials embroidered on them, these were the ones my Mother had given me as a child. With the primal aggressiveness of a moray eel, I reeled back and slapped DeNiro across his left cheekbone, the contact making a sound not unlike that of sweaty butt cheeks twerkin….silence. We had come to an unspoken understanding; I would play the part of ‘Jimmy Conway’ and he would take the role of ‘Spider’. I found a phone in the hotel lobby and called Marty to break the news.”